Chimp

I love you
because you do what I do
you eat green bananas
and you live in a zoo

you’re not very ladylike
you scream for your food
you suck your own feet
you take a shit in the nude

Oh Baby!!

One day
we’ll get away
swing through the trees
or take a city safari
for chimpanzees

until then,
lets have a quiet night in
i’ll groom your arsehole,
you can chew the fleas